Welcome to what is hopefully the first of many installments of my opinion of the week in sport. There are too many writers and columnists that me and my friends disagree with and I plan to put our thoughts and ideas out there for people to read.
Another reason is hopefully someone might one day read this and see my undeniable talent and offer me a huge sum of money in order to follow my favourite sporting teams around the world. And also to keep me busy at my current work until my bosses pay me what I think I’m worth.
This will not be your normal report on sporting events. We’re arrogant, we’re biased and we don’t care who you are – Kevin Pietersen included – we will knock you the fuck out!! By the way if I ever see that arrogant Pom in Cape Town, he can expect a smack in the face. I don’t care if he’s bigger than me. I can still swear at his mother while I’m lying on the ground.
This column promises to be even Groovier than Kotie Grove. Even sharper than the razor blades Hugh Blayden shaves with. It’s Mark Keohane after a bottle of Cane. Its Baby Jake Matlala, only bigger and with a more intimidating name. Because we are South African damn it! We are the Rugby World Champions! We are the #1 ranked ODI cricket team in the world. And because we sell more black bags, fake Oakley sunglasses and Bulls supporter’s flags at traffic lights than anyone else in the world.
So please, visit regularly and feel free to comment. Except if you’re Australian.
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